People Advisor - 202511

Salary: £35,000 - £50,000 + Annual Broomstick Allowance
Working Arrangements:  Full Time
Hours of Work: 37 hours per week
Status of Employment: Permanent

This post closes at 11.59 pm on the date specified.

At the Department of Employee Enchantment & Happiness, our mission is to help every member of the kingdom thrive, flourish and reach their full magical potential. Guided by our three core magical values, Kindness, Courage and Curiosity, we put people first, embrace challenges with a can-do spirit, and continually seek new ways to improve life across the realm.

Whether we're banishing workplace dragons, resolving disputes between wizarding houses, or brewing wellbeing potions, we're committed to creating a workplace where everyone feels valued, supported and empowered to succeed.

The Senior Wizard of Workplace Wellbeing role: 

The Wizard of Workplace Wellbeing plays a critical role in maintaining harmony across the kingdom. Working alongside managers, apprentices and fellow magical practitioners, you will use your expertise to banish workplace stress, defeat negativity dragons and ensure all employees flourish.

No actual magic required (although it would be helpful).  

Key duties and responsibilities of our Senior Wizard of Workplace Wellbeing: 

  • Cast Positive Vibes Charms across the organisation.
  • Deliver wellbeing workshops and resilience potions.
  • Translate complicated policies from Ancient HR Scrolls.
  • Help managers navigate the Forest of Employee Relations.
  • Investigate reports of missing lunches.
  • Lead the annual Happiness Spell Survey.
  • Create magical action plans following employee feedback.

What we’re looking for in our Senior Wizard of Workplace Wellbeing:  

  • Experience calming stressed dragons and/or colleagues.
  • Experience using Microsoft Teams, Outlook and enchanted mirrors.
  • Ability to remain calm during magical emergencies.
  • Previous experience defeating Monday Morning Monsters.
  • Full clean broomstick licence.
  • Degree in Happiness Studies, Wizardry or equivalent experience.

What you might be asking is, why work for us?

We are proud to put our people first! By joining us, you will have access to a wide range of employee benefits including:

  • Unlimited tea and coffee potions.
  • Generous biscuit allowance.
  • Flexible working arrangements.
  • Annual wellbeing retreat at Hogwarts Conference Centre.
  • Free dragon-riding lessons.
  • Enhanced annual leave during Unicorn Appreciation Week.


Key Dates       

Shortlisting is due to take place week commencing 24th November and interviews 8th and 9th December. Please note these dates are subject to change.  

Further Information         

For an informal discussion about this role, please contact Minerva Policyweaver, Head of People & Potion Culture (MinervaPolicyweaver@berneslaihomes.co.uk).

  • This position requires a Basic Magical Background Check to ensure applicants have no history of dark wizardry, unauthorised dragon ownership or misuse of workplace enchantments.Applications submitted via crystal balls, carrier owls or curriculum vitae scrolls (CVs) will not be accepted. Please complete the official Wizarding Application Form.

The Kingdom of Workplace Wellbeing values diversity throughout its magical workforce and welcomes applications from wizards, witches, sorcerers, potion brewers, dragon tamers, magical creatures and non-magical folk from all backgrounds. We are committed to creating an inclusive workplace where everyone can flourish and reach their full magical potential.

People Advisor - 202511